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The Cultured Ways Of A Mayiza Member

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By Samantha Johnson / September 15, 2026

“Sol Prendido” for Borderland Beat 

The objective should be on winning the Sinaloa Cartel civil war and ensuring that the Chapitos are defeated. What we have instead is an enforcer that’s too fixated on horse dick during his downtime. 

Surely not every assassin from the Mayiza mob is enamored by an animal’s phallus. Or are they? 

In case anyone forgot they do have a weird documented history. Many months back an article released here at Borderland Beat revealed how some of their members were engaging in male on male sex. Their whole reasoning behind that was very simple. Intercourse had to play a part with the enemy in order to obtain intel. 

At this point nothing is being gained though. On the contrary, it just seems to be getting worse. At least in terms of what’s actually happening it is. Details to things you kinda wish you never knew about keep surfacing. 

One of those facts is a video that was obviously meant for an enforcer’s significant other. Somehow he fumbled his whole presentation while trying to be funny about it. His incoherent statements could only be attributed to him being under the influence. 

Video translation is as follows:
Sicario: Which of the two are you going to want my love? Pollo, we are the absolute Mayiza mob. So, does this horse have a large dick, is it naturally built in? Things aren’t so easy out here. 

Source: Anonymous, Borderland Beat Archives


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